Is your iPod Frozen?

Is your iPod Frozen? Methods & Resources to fix your frozen iPod!

So your expensive and cherished iPod is frozen, here are a few methods and resources to revive your frozen iPod to its former glory.

How to unfreeze your iPod, in no particular order:
1. Wait until your iPod battery runs out, charge your iPod and turn on your iPod.
2. Hold down the menu and middle buttons on your iPod for 10-20 seconds.
3. Apple’s officialReset iPod” Article
4. LifeHacker:How to reset your frozen iPod
5. Command-Tab “Fixing a Frozen iPod
6. About.com:How to Reset/Restart a frozen iPod Video

Hopefully these help you fix your frozen iPod!

Road Trip and the iPod Battery

So I got this iPod here, hangin’ out in the cupholder in my car while driving down to Virginia. 5 hour trip, maybe 6 if you hit a lot of traffic on the NJ turnpike. No problems right? Wrong. The battery on the iPod lasted a good 3 hours, and the iPod indicated that it had plenty of juice left (about half). No more than 2 Fugees songs later, the battery is completely drained. Yeah, it’s an older iPod, but I didn’t think the battery was going to be this crappy. Replacements are not that cheap either (going through Apple), plus if I were to do it myself, the labor involved that requires precision surgery to this already beaten iPod.

So I reverted to standard FM radio, and was quickly reminded why it sucks so bad. That new Puff daddy and Christina Aguilera song was played about 8 times in a span of 2 hours. No wonder so many people have iPods… so they can listen to the same shit just like when they are listening to the radio, just in higher quality sound, and no commercials.

Why doesn’t this damn iPod have a battery that doesn’t suck? Upon arrival to my friend’s place, I quickly jumped on Google to search some ways to remedy this battery dilemma. Stumbled upon this site :

http://www.vsa.cape.com/~danh/ipod.htm

A pretty intuitive site about iPods and their batteries. Unfortunately since I didn’t have the iPod since it was new, I don’t know the charging habits / usage habits of the old user. So it may very well be the user before me has run it down.

A little more searching brought me to this nifty idea : http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/2005/01/18/altoids-ipod-battery-pack-v3/

That seems like way too much work for someone as lazy as me, but if I’m bored one day… you never know…

The 10 Best Ways to Break Your iPod

Breaking Your iPod is Easy!

WARNING: Past performance breaking iPods, does not guarantee future results.

So you want to break your iPod? Hey, I love my iPod, but every once in a while, I can’t help it. I just have to break my iPod. Over the past few years, I have enjoyed tremendous success breaking my iPod. Here are what I have found to be the 10 best ways to break your iPod.

  1. The Toilet - Who doesn’t want to rock out to Milli Vanilli while taking a dump? No I don’t use my iPod as a substitute for toilet paper, but unfortunately iPod’s don’t rest very well on your leg. Nor do they balance very well on the toilet tank, stay in your hoodie pocket, or stay in your hand. Splash! Looks like we got a floater. Oh wait. That’s not my iPod.
  2. sit on iPodGluteous Maximus - Ever since I got rid of my Costanza wallet, I have been trying to compensate for my loss by putting other objects in my back pocket, like my iPod. My favorite places to sit on my iPod? Anywhere there is an extra hard surface kitchen chairs, bar stools, park benches, etc. Not that you can’t break your iPod by sitting on it while it is on the couch, but if your going to break your iPod you might as well do it with force.
  3. broken ipodRoad Rage - It’s been a long day. Your boss hates you. Your girlfriend just screamed at you because you forgot her birthday. Now someone just cut you off. Sound familiar? Sadly, it happens to us all. For me nothing soothes my nerves more than taking out my traffic induced aggression on my iPod. It’s so handy, so convienent, and beats the heck out of slamming my fist or head against the dashboard.
  4. melted ipodIt’s What’s For Dinner - I don’t eat TV dinner’s out of necessity, I do so out of choice. I happen to love the taste of the hearty Hungry Man XXL. Sometimes the XXL, isn’t enough to fill me up though. That’s when I opt to leave my iPod in the microwave. Mmmmmm…..salisbury steaks topped with melted iPod. A meal only Emerald could appreciate. Bang!
  5. ipod garbage disposalCleaning Hazard - Sometimes my iPod gets sooo dirty, I have to give it a bath. Now since i never bothered to hook up the dishwasher in my new house, I usually give my iPod a scrubbin’ after I wash the dishes, because washing the dishes is boring without the music in my iPod. Well this one time, my iPod was having a little too much fun during his bath and ignored my instruction to stay away from the edge. He ended up in the garbage disposal. No biggie, except it happened to be running. Hey, do iPod’s make good compost?
  6. cold ipodBrrr… - It get’s mighty cold up here during the winter months. Heck, it gets so cold that if we get a one day “heat-wave” (40 degrees) people drive around in convertibles…with the top down. For some reason, just like old people people who live in Florida, iPod’s hate the cold. So it probably isn’t best idea to leave the your iPod in your car, when it is - 20 degrees outside. Oops! I left the windows open a bit too. Frost bitten iPod? Cracked screen? Dead Battery? Your just lucky we didn’t have to amputate!
  7. smashed ipodThe Break-Up - No, I am not talking about parting ways with your iPod, I am talking about when your significant other tells you to take a hike. Break-ups are always tough times. They are tough on your heart, mind, soul, walls, and your iPod. I don’t think Apple was planning to make the perfect projectile to launch at your wall during a domestic…but thanks!

Not Pictured

Hey everyone wants their picture online. Unfortunately these iPod’s were absent on picture day.

  1. Doggy Treat - Nothing like washing down your homework with your tasty iPod.
  2. Vehicular Manslaughter - Everyone likes monster trucks, except you drive a Prius and that isn’t a car you just ran over.
  3. Xtreme Tragedy - Extreme sports are fun, until you crash. Hard. Good thing you had that iPod in your pocket to break your fall.

iTunes Sucks: Add Music and Movies Without It

Has Your Thirst for Multimedia Outgrown iTunes?

If so, Adam Pash over at LifeHacker has an excellent post about alternative software for managing your iPod. Adam mentions a few alternate management platforms, Floola, MyPodder, Pod Player, and CDex. Although, there are multiple different platforms to manage, because each piece of software is designed to perform one function, it allows for great depth and functionality. So if you are looking for alternative software for managing your iPod, check out Adam’s full write-up here.